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Pinch Hit #1
The pinch hit is under the cut below!
Pinch Hit #1
CLAIMED!
Assassin's Creed - All Media Types
Malik Al-Sayf/Altaïr Ibn-La'Ahad
Ezio Auditore da Firenze/Leonardo da Vinci
Ezio Auditore da Firenze/Aguilar de Nerha
Setting: Canon Medieval Setting, Canon Renaissance Setting
Likes: banter; competence; competitions; fighting/sparring; friends to lovers; enemies to lovers; soulmates; (requited) pining; undercover as a couple; crack treated seriously; ridiculous adventures; murder mysteries; canon divergence; Pacific Rim AUs; Gothic horror; horror in general; identity porn; age difference; height difference; time loops; enemies forced to work together; hurt/comfort; unconventional romantic gestures.
Smut likes: fight sex; rough sex; sex pollen; something made them do it; size kink; first time; knifeplay; gunplay; breathplay; toys and insertion; voyeurism; scars; writing on skin; medical kink; shaving (face or otherwise) - and vanilla sex is also great!
DNWs: kidfic; genderswap; ageplay/infantilisation; identity headcanons; any mention of spiders/arachnids at all.
Opt-ins: Graphic Depictions of Violence; Major Character Death
Prompts (Altaïr/Malik):
- Pre-canon rivals with benefits with irate Malik and egotistical Altaïr!
- Mid-canon, Malik realising that Altaïr actually isn't the terrible man he used to know
- Altaïr comes back injured from a mission; Malik takes care of him; the relationship progresses
- A Piece of Eden made them do it
- Tropes! Not-actually-Canadian Shack; sharing a bed; wearing each other's clothes; soulmates (what if Altaïr's name was on the arm that Malik lost? D:)
Prompts (Ezio/Leonardo):
- Weird tropey effects of a Piece of Eden (sex pollen, amnesia, bodyswap, soulbonding, whatever you like!)
- Leonardo painting or drawing Ezio (with him as a model posing for him, or from memory)
- Ezio sees Leonardo with a male lover and realises, to his surprise, that he's jealous
- Pretending to be lovers to give Ezio an alibi leads to something more!
- Ezio is injured and goes to Leonardo for help (because, let's face it, the plague doctors are creepy and Leonardo knows anatomy!)
Prompts (Ezio/Aguilar):
- One needs the other's help; maybe it's an assassination, maybe it's spying, maybe they need two Assassins to get into an Assassin vault
- They're captured by the Templars and work together toward escape
- The mentors of the various Brotherhoods are called to Rome to help Ezio; Aguilar goes; apparently "help Ezio" is complicated
- Conducting an affair (or odd flirting that turns into something more?) via coded letters across Europe
- For whatever reason you can conjure, Aguilar having to wear Ezio's white robes (maybe he's pretending to be him?)
Also interested in art, should that interest an artist!
The King (2019)
Henry V of England/The Dauphin
Setting: Canon Medieval Setting
Likes: banter; competence; competitions; fighting/sparring; friends to lovers; enemies to lovers; soulmates; (requited) pining; undercover as a couple; crack treated seriously; ridiculous adventures; murder mysteries; canon divergence; Pacific Rim AUs; Gothic horror; horror in general; identity porn; age difference; height difference; time loops; enemies forced to work together; hurt/comfort; unconventional romantic gestures.
Smut likes: fight sex; rough sex; sex pollen; something made them do it; size kink; first time; knifeplay; gunplay; breathplay; toys and insertion; voyeurism; scars; writing on skin; medical kink; shaving (face or otherwise) - and vanilla sex is also great!
DNWs: kidfic; genderswap; ageplay/infantilisation; identity headcanons; any mention of spiders/arachnids at all.
Opt-ins: Graphic Depictions of Violence; Major Character Death; Rape/Non-Con
Prompts:
- Pre-canon meetings in England or France
- Private in-canon meetings!
- One takes the other prisoner
- The Dauphin comes to Hal's coronation in person...which goes about as well as you'd expect
- Hal and the Dauphin: terrible penpals
- AU where the King of France offers his son as a spouse instead of his daughter
Also interested in art, should that interest an artist!
King Arthur (2004)
Arthur Castus/Lancelot
Setting: Canon Medieval Setting
Likes: banter; competence; competitions; fighting/sparring; friends to lovers; enemies to lovers; soulmates; (requited) pining; undercover as a couple; crack treated seriously; ridiculous adventures; murder mysteries; canon divergence; Pacific Rim AUs; Gothic horror; horror in general; identity porn; age difference; height difference; time loops; enemies forced to work together; hurt/comfort; unconventional romantic gestures.
Smut likes: fight sex; rough sex; sex pollen; something made them do it; size kink; first time; knifeplay; gunplay; breathplay; toys and insertion; voyeurism; scars; writing on skin; medical kink; shaving (face or otherwise) - and vanilla sex is also great!
DNWs: kidfic; genderswap; ageplay/infantilisation; identity headcanons; any mention of spiders/arachnids at all.
Opt-ins: Graphic Depictions of Violence; Major Character Death
Prompts:
- Lancelot lives, but has amnesia!
- Lancelot lives, but is severely injured!
- Lancelot and Guinevere come to an arrangement to share Arthur; Arthur is on board with this
- Waking up after a drunk night, not quite sure what happened (or sure what happened but not sure what the other one thinks happened)
- The meeting where Lancelot has a rant about Arthur talking to God but not to him goes a different way
Also interested in art, should that interest an artist!
King Arthur: Legend of the Sword (2017)
Uther/Vortigern
Setting: Canon Medieval Setting
Likes: banter; competence; competitions; fighting/sparring; friends to lovers; enemies to lovers; soulmates; (requited) pining; undercover as a couple; crack treated seriously; ridiculous adventures; murder mysteries; canon divergence; Pacific Rim AUs; Gothic horror; horror in general; identity porn; age difference; height difference; time loops; enemies forced to work together; hurt/comfort; unconventional romantic gestures.
Smut likes: fight sex; rough sex; sex pollen; something made them do it; size kink; first time; knifeplay; gunplay; breathplay; toys and insertion; voyeurism; scars; writing on skin; medical kink; shaving (face or otherwise) - and vanilla sex is also great!
DNWs: kidfic; genderswap; ageplay/infantilisation; identity headcanons; any mention of spiders/arachnids at all.
Opt-ins: Graphic Depictions of Violence; Major Character Death; Rape/Non-Con; Incest
Prompts:
- Uther doesn't recognise Vortigern when he returns from the mages; identity porn ensues!
- Vortigern tries to bring Uther back...which probably goes wrong somehow
- Vortigern uses magic to look like someone else and seduce Uther (fine with that being Uther's wife and Vortigern being temporarily genderswapped!)
- Magical dream invasion
- Vortigern haunted by Uther's ghost (that only he can see and hear...and touch?)
Also interested in art, should that interest an artist!
A Knight's Tale (2001)
Edward the Black Prince/William Thatcher
Adhemar/William Thatcher
Setting: Canon Medieval Setting
Likes: banter; competence; competitions; fighting/sparring; friends to lovers; enemies to lovers; soulmates; (requited) pining; undercover as a couple; crack treated seriously; ridiculous adventures; murder mysteries; canon divergence; Pacific Rim AUs; Gothic horror; horror in general; identity porn; age difference; height difference; time loops; enemies forced to work together; hurt/comfort; unconventional romantic gestures.
Smut likes: fight sex; rough sex; sex pollen; something made them do it; size kink; first time; knifeplay; gunplay; breathplay; toys and insertion; voyeurism; scars; writing on skin; medical kink; shaving (face or otherwise) - and vanilla sex is also great!
DNWs: kidfic; genderswap; ageplay/infantilisation; identity headcanons; any mention of spiders/arachnids at all.
Opt-ins: Graphic Depictions of Violence; Major Character Death; Rape/Non-Con (for Will/Adhemar only!)
Prompts (Adhemar/Will):
- Other Things that might have happened while Will was in the cell or the stocks...
- More tournaments post-canon where their only real competition is always each other, and getting into grumbly arguments about it over too much wine
- Adhemar is injured and can't joust but comes to watch Will (and probably mock him); they end up watching the other rounds together (and arguing, and maybe more!)
- Adhemar hosts a tournament; Will wanders around the castle, seeing and overhearing things he shouldn't
- Jocelyn marries someone else and they're both left like, "...what just happened?" and end up commiserating
Prompts (Edward/Will):
- Will tries to thank Edward; Edward jokingly tells him he can think of a few ways he could do that; Will is surprised to find he'd be into that
- Edward gifts Will property of his own and a house to live in, etc...and visits
- Identity porn! Edward maintaining his false identity so he can joust and Will going along with it
- Drinking together! Terrible dancing together! Random UST around each other until it eventually gets resolved!
- Will realises he actually has more in common character-wise with the heir to the throne of England than he has with the woman he's meant to love; this is awkward to say the least
Also interested in art, should that interest an artist!
The deadline for this pinch hit is 12:00pm (noon) EDT on Sunday, August 30th, though I am open to discussion about a post-collection opening due date if you need the extra time to write. To claim the pinch hit, please comment with your AO3 username (comments are screened) and the name/number of the pinch hit you want to claim.
You don't have to be signed up to the exchange to claim a pinch hit, but you do need an AO3 account. All fics need to be 600 words, in english, and set in a freeform setting that the recipient has opted in to.
Pinch Hit #1
CLAIMED!
Request 1 by thedevilchicken
Assassin's Creed - All Media Types
Malik Al-Sayf/Altaïr Ibn-La'Ahad
Ezio Auditore da Firenze/Leonardo da Vinci
Ezio Auditore da Firenze/Aguilar de Nerha
Setting: Canon Medieval Setting, Canon Renaissance Setting
Likes: banter; competence; competitions; fighting/sparring; friends to lovers; enemies to lovers; soulmates; (requited) pining; undercover as a couple; crack treated seriously; ridiculous adventures; murder mysteries; canon divergence; Pacific Rim AUs; Gothic horror; horror in general; identity porn; age difference; height difference; time loops; enemies forced to work together; hurt/comfort; unconventional romantic gestures.
Smut likes: fight sex; rough sex; sex pollen; something made them do it; size kink; first time; knifeplay; gunplay; breathplay; toys and insertion; voyeurism; scars; writing on skin; medical kink; shaving (face or otherwise) - and vanilla sex is also great!
DNWs: kidfic; genderswap; ageplay/infantilisation; identity headcanons; any mention of spiders/arachnids at all.
Opt-ins: Graphic Depictions of Violence; Major Character Death
Prompts (Altaïr/Malik):
- Pre-canon rivals with benefits with irate Malik and egotistical Altaïr!
- Mid-canon, Malik realising that Altaïr actually isn't the terrible man he used to know
- Altaïr comes back injured from a mission; Malik takes care of him; the relationship progresses
- A Piece of Eden made them do it
- Tropes! Not-actually-Canadian Shack; sharing a bed; wearing each other's clothes; soulmates (what if Altaïr's name was on the arm that Malik lost? D:)
Prompts (Ezio/Leonardo):
- Weird tropey effects of a Piece of Eden (sex pollen, amnesia, bodyswap, soulbonding, whatever you like!)
- Leonardo painting or drawing Ezio (with him as a model posing for him, or from memory)
- Ezio sees Leonardo with a male lover and realises, to his surprise, that he's jealous
- Pretending to be lovers to give Ezio an alibi leads to something more!
- Ezio is injured and goes to Leonardo for help (because, let's face it, the plague doctors are creepy and Leonardo knows anatomy!)
Prompts (Ezio/Aguilar):
- One needs the other's help; maybe it's an assassination, maybe it's spying, maybe they need two Assassins to get into an Assassin vault
- They're captured by the Templars and work together toward escape
- The mentors of the various Brotherhoods are called to Rome to help Ezio; Aguilar goes; apparently "help Ezio" is complicated
- Conducting an affair (or odd flirting that turns into something more?) via coded letters across Europe
- For whatever reason you can conjure, Aguilar having to wear Ezio's white robes (maybe he's pretending to be him?)
Also interested in art, should that interest an artist!
Request 2 by thedevilchicken
The King (2019)
Henry V of England/The Dauphin
Setting: Canon Medieval Setting
Likes: banter; competence; competitions; fighting/sparring; friends to lovers; enemies to lovers; soulmates; (requited) pining; undercover as a couple; crack treated seriously; ridiculous adventures; murder mysteries; canon divergence; Pacific Rim AUs; Gothic horror; horror in general; identity porn; age difference; height difference; time loops; enemies forced to work together; hurt/comfort; unconventional romantic gestures.
Smut likes: fight sex; rough sex; sex pollen; something made them do it; size kink; first time; knifeplay; gunplay; breathplay; toys and insertion; voyeurism; scars; writing on skin; medical kink; shaving (face or otherwise) - and vanilla sex is also great!
DNWs: kidfic; genderswap; ageplay/infantilisation; identity headcanons; any mention of spiders/arachnids at all.
Opt-ins: Graphic Depictions of Violence; Major Character Death; Rape/Non-Con
Prompts:
- Pre-canon meetings in England or France
- Private in-canon meetings!
- One takes the other prisoner
- The Dauphin comes to Hal's coronation in person...which goes about as well as you'd expect
- Hal and the Dauphin: terrible penpals
- AU where the King of France offers his son as a spouse instead of his daughter
Also interested in art, should that interest an artist!
Request 3 by thedevilchicken
King Arthur (2004)
Arthur Castus/Lancelot
Setting: Canon Medieval Setting
Likes: banter; competence; competitions; fighting/sparring; friends to lovers; enemies to lovers; soulmates; (requited) pining; undercover as a couple; crack treated seriously; ridiculous adventures; murder mysteries; canon divergence; Pacific Rim AUs; Gothic horror; horror in general; identity porn; age difference; height difference; time loops; enemies forced to work together; hurt/comfort; unconventional romantic gestures.
Smut likes: fight sex; rough sex; sex pollen; something made them do it; size kink; first time; knifeplay; gunplay; breathplay; toys and insertion; voyeurism; scars; writing on skin; medical kink; shaving (face or otherwise) - and vanilla sex is also great!
DNWs: kidfic; genderswap; ageplay/infantilisation; identity headcanons; any mention of spiders/arachnids at all.
Opt-ins: Graphic Depictions of Violence; Major Character Death
Prompts:
- Lancelot lives, but has amnesia!
- Lancelot lives, but is severely injured!
- Lancelot and Guinevere come to an arrangement to share Arthur; Arthur is on board with this
- Waking up after a drunk night, not quite sure what happened (or sure what happened but not sure what the other one thinks happened)
- The meeting where Lancelot has a rant about Arthur talking to God but not to him goes a different way
Also interested in art, should that interest an artist!
Request 4 by thedevilchicken
King Arthur: Legend of the Sword (2017)
Uther/Vortigern
Setting: Canon Medieval Setting
Likes: banter; competence; competitions; fighting/sparring; friends to lovers; enemies to lovers; soulmates; (requited) pining; undercover as a couple; crack treated seriously; ridiculous adventures; murder mysteries; canon divergence; Pacific Rim AUs; Gothic horror; horror in general; identity porn; age difference; height difference; time loops; enemies forced to work together; hurt/comfort; unconventional romantic gestures.
Smut likes: fight sex; rough sex; sex pollen; something made them do it; size kink; first time; knifeplay; gunplay; breathplay; toys and insertion; voyeurism; scars; writing on skin; medical kink; shaving (face or otherwise) - and vanilla sex is also great!
DNWs: kidfic; genderswap; ageplay/infantilisation; identity headcanons; any mention of spiders/arachnids at all.
Opt-ins: Graphic Depictions of Violence; Major Character Death; Rape/Non-Con; Incest
Prompts:
- Uther doesn't recognise Vortigern when he returns from the mages; identity porn ensues!
- Vortigern tries to bring Uther back...which probably goes wrong somehow
- Vortigern uses magic to look like someone else and seduce Uther (fine with that being Uther's wife and Vortigern being temporarily genderswapped!)
- Magical dream invasion
- Vortigern haunted by Uther's ghost (that only he can see and hear...and touch?)
Also interested in art, should that interest an artist!
Request 5 by thedevilchicken
A Knight's Tale (2001)
Edward the Black Prince/William Thatcher
Adhemar/William Thatcher
Setting: Canon Medieval Setting
Likes: banter; competence; competitions; fighting/sparring; friends to lovers; enemies to lovers; soulmates; (requited) pining; undercover as a couple; crack treated seriously; ridiculous adventures; murder mysteries; canon divergence; Pacific Rim AUs; Gothic horror; horror in general; identity porn; age difference; height difference; time loops; enemies forced to work together; hurt/comfort; unconventional romantic gestures.
Smut likes: fight sex; rough sex; sex pollen; something made them do it; size kink; first time; knifeplay; gunplay; breathplay; toys and insertion; voyeurism; scars; writing on skin; medical kink; shaving (face or otherwise) - and vanilla sex is also great!
DNWs: kidfic; genderswap; ageplay/infantilisation; identity headcanons; any mention of spiders/arachnids at all.
Opt-ins: Graphic Depictions of Violence; Major Character Death; Rape/Non-Con (for Will/Adhemar only!)
Prompts (Adhemar/Will):
- Other Things that might have happened while Will was in the cell or the stocks...
- More tournaments post-canon where their only real competition is always each other, and getting into grumbly arguments about it over too much wine
- Adhemar is injured and can't joust but comes to watch Will (and probably mock him); they end up watching the other rounds together (and arguing, and maybe more!)
- Adhemar hosts a tournament; Will wanders around the castle, seeing and overhearing things he shouldn't
- Jocelyn marries someone else and they're both left like, "...what just happened?" and end up commiserating
Prompts (Edward/Will):
- Will tries to thank Edward; Edward jokingly tells him he can think of a few ways he could do that; Will is surprised to find he'd be into that
- Edward gifts Will property of his own and a house to live in, etc...and visits
- Identity porn! Edward maintaining his false identity so he can joust and Will going along with it
- Drinking together! Terrible dancing together! Random UST around each other until it eventually gets resolved!
- Will realises he actually has more in common character-wise with the heir to the throne of England than he has with the woman he's meant to love; this is awkward to say the least
Also interested in art, should that interest an artist!